Monday, April 10, 2006
Hey Ladies
Mr. Write is looking for a good woman. Only trouble is, according to him, they don't exist. So, he's got a novel idea - stick all the good ones you can find in a chick zoo.
But seriously, good women - and I mean truly good - are just too few and far between. I can't be sure, but I think if they were animals they would qualify for the endangered species list.
Hmmm. I'm pretty sure it's the good men that are an endangered species.
That's why I think we should be able to create a place where we can keep good women behind glass for paying customers to observe; sort of a living museum. Alright. A woman zoo.
Well, anyway, I found it amusing.
I can just see the newsperson reporting “Dana has an MBA from Brown, can drink a pony keg of Molson in 45 minutes, speaks four languages and can explain - in great detail - the infield fly rule. Isn’t she cute?”
MBA - check, pony keg of Molson - well..., speaks four languages - check (it doesn't say fluently!), can explain the infield fly rule - check
Hey! One good woman over here!
But seriously, good women - and I mean truly good - are just too few and far between. I can't be sure, but I think if they were animals they would qualify for the endangered species list.
Hmmm. I'm pretty sure it's the good men that are an endangered species.
That's why I think we should be able to create a place where we can keep good women behind glass for paying customers to observe; sort of a living museum. Alright. A woman zoo.
Well, anyway, I found it amusing.
I can just see the newsperson reporting “Dana has an MBA from Brown, can drink a pony keg of Molson in 45 minutes, speaks four languages and can explain - in great detail - the infield fly rule. Isn’t she cute?”
MBA - check, pony keg of Molson - well..., speaks four languages - check (it doesn't say fluently!), can explain the infield fly rule - check
Hey! One good woman over here!
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Maybe you should introduce yourself to Mr. Write. I'm darn sure you could explain the infield fly rule.
# posted by 
: 4/12/2006 4:28 PM
: 4/12/2006 4:28 PM 
If you decide to go there, I promise to visit you every once in a while and to pay the 5 bucks to get you the sliced tomato and onion salad.
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